Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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