Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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