I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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