can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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