After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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