At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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