Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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