no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Do plants get herpes?
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