So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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