Grow some girl-balls and come out already
operation harelip BJ is a go
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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