The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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