I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
