I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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