She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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