This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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