hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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