Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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