If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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