the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Do vagina's smell?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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