atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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