i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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