escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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