Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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