What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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