actually, I'm a sock model
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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