So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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