Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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