yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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