What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is my gift to your gina
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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