they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Houston, we have a squirter
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i think my cat just said my name.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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