But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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