Me. At least after what I've been through.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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