At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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