what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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