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say what?
wanna hang out?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize