Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
