so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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