school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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