Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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