Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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