I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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