Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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