hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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