Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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