he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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