season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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