please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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