have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
vagina is talking i cant
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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