I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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