Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i dont even know how to be here
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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