yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My penis needs a shock collar
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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