Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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