that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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