We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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