you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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